Skinny #1 Racing

Sorry for the infrequent updates...I've been kinda busy doing stuff. I had a great Christmas, and got everything I wanted. I got a digital camera so I can start posting pictures, my BB-7 disc brakes, Resident Evil 4 for the Gamecube, lots of other little stuff, and most importantly a Sport Kilt. You don't even know how excited I was when I opened up a box from my madre and padre and found this in there. It'll be great not having to rely on Brumble to have a nice easy change before races now.

I've been playing RE4 non-stop since Christmas, except for when my dad has me doing slave labor down at his shop. I had to clean the garage door which hasn't been cleaned in ten years. It was the most ridiculous thing I have ever had to do. It was filthy and it took so much scrubbing and I'm so glad to finally have it done. I've also had to drive down to the Boston area twice this week to drop off some trucks that he sold.

I'll probably go skiing tomorrow night, saturday night, and sunday night, depending on how good the park is. Me and Nick skiied it all night a while ago when it was closed. It was probably the best thing ever because we had it all to ourselves all night long. Then we saw some kid get busted by the ski nazis a few runs later, it was pretty funny. I'll have to get back into the mode and start throwing down some 3s again...I definitely need to learn 540s this year. I think all I really need to do is man up, meaning I just need to hit a big enough jump fast enough and spin enough and then I'll land it. Too bad we don't have enough snow on the ground so I can a big pile of powder and practice at the house...

It feels great to be back in New Hampshire. We've already gone out to eat twice, and I have all sorts of good stuff like Charleston Chews, Florida's Natural "Most Pulp" OJ, good roast beef... I've also been skiing twice up at the Wa Wa. It's ok, but I guess my dad and I are going to Mt. Snow tomorrow, so I'll be able to get in a good day on a good mountain with fun/more challenging terrain.

At the cell phone store today, the guy working there looked just like Todd Wells. I came home and made my mom do a google image search to prove that he looked just like him. Everyone agreed. I asked the guy if he had ever heard of Todd Wells...I was ashamed when he said no. I'm looking at the Ironhorse Bikes right now, I'm still not exactly sure what we'll be getting.

I only have to take my Chemistry final tomorrow, and then I'm going home for more than a month!!!!! I can't wait...I'm so excited. A whole month off of school where all I'm going to do is play video games and go skiing. I haven't even been skiing this year so I'm really excited to do that. I guess Wachusett is already open so I'll probably be going there about 4 or 5 days a week. I plan on buildling some sweet kickers in the backyard and getting some good exercise by hiking them for a couple of hours per day, too.

Everyone in my hall is playing Halo on their computers right now. I'm pretty sure that's not a good idea seens how it's right in the middle of finals week. My roommate, Jeremy, for sure is gonna fail all his finals. He hasn't done anything all day. Oh wait...he did print out a 17 page Biology review that he's not going to use...my bad, I guess I forgot about that. About 2 hours ago I was like, "Jeremy, what about that Biology final you have tomorrow?" He responded with, "Oh yeah. I'm gonna start studying in like 5 minutes, this game is too boring." Let's just say my jolly messy roommate whose side of the room is a pigsty is still playing that game. After vacation, I'm going to put a line of duct tape on the floor because his crap is starting to invade my space, and that's no good.

Well, I'm gonna drink some Gatorade and do a little more studying. I'm pretty sure I'll end up reading every section summary from chapters 1-12, just to refresh myself a little more with what we've done this year. Good old Michael Elliott. I really hope next semester I get a better Chemistry teacher. Until next time. I wonder why Todd Wells never updates...

Congrats to Todd Wells on winning cyclocross nationals this year. Yesterday I told Evan that I really thought Todd was going to win. He's been doing great this cross season and the snow definitely played to his advantage. Troy also won, so that's pretty cool, too. A little brother brother action going on. Summerhill won the Juniors...no surprise when he's 16 and looks 5 years older than me.

So only two more classes, one easy unit exam, and one final and I'm done with this semester. That's pretty cool because I get more than a month off. Immediately after my chemistry final on Wednesday, I'm flying home. I don't care that I'm getting in real late, it'll be great to be home again and go skiing and not have to do any school work for a while.

Tonight I just need to take a unit exam for one of my math mods so I can get an A in the class. Then we're gonna go play some hardcore basketball. Nick and Harm pulled all nighters last night so I'm sure I'll be dunking all over them later on.

I think, according to my calculations and my predicted grades, I'll pulling off a 3.533 for my GPA. Not bad, all I really have to do is maintain a 3.5 to keep my scholarship, so I'm right on the money right now. Hopefully it won't get too much harder when I get into the education classes that I'm going to need to take...

Here's some funny stuff, I hope you appreciate them as much as I do:


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

The state of Colorado is being really gay, and they're trying to make us cyclists pay. To help this cause just go to this link and sign the petition (http://bicyclecolo.org/site/page.cfm?PageID=651). It should only take a minute so use that time to help a good cause. Thanks.

So yesterday, we had our first hall monopoly game. I played decent, but I was the most unlucky player on the board. I ended up finishing that game up in a tie for third, as there was pretty much two on two at the end of the game. Today, however, I challenged all those fools to a rematch and they felt my wrath. I mean honestly, did they think they could beat me in monopoly when I got even half way decent dice rolls. I ended up winning, against all odds. Coming into the game, five out of seven people did not want me to win, so I was definitely fighting the entire game. To make a long story short, my monopoly skills paid off and I ended up winning in style. Now I just have to put that all behind me and do a bibliography for a nine page paper I finished writing today. Until next time...